cross examination humour

MACC versus Dr. Porntip

ABDUL RAZAK: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
PORNTIP: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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ABDUL RAZAK: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
PORNTIP: All of them…The live ones put up too much of a fight.

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ABDUL RAZAK: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
PORNTIP: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ABDUL RAZAK: And Teoh Beng Hock was dead at the time?
PORNTIP: If not, he was by the time I finished.

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And the best for last:

ABDUL RAZAK: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
PORNTIP: No.
ABDUL RAZAK: Did you check for blood pressure?
PORNTIP: No.
ABDUL RAZAK: Did you check for breathing?
PORNTIP: No.
ABDUL RAZAK: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
PORNTIP: No.
ABDUL RAZAK: How can you be so sure, doctor?
PORNTIP: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ABDUL RAZAK: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
PORNTIP: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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